you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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