your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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