Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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