That's intense
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
did i just pee glitter
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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