do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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