She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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