dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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