I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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