Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
