It was confusing and full of hummus
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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