I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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