I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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