operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
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