It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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