Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the day after is always just damage control
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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