just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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