where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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