do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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