no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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