You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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