Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
