You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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