Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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