i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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