Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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