I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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