i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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