I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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