i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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