he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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