What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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