Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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