What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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