Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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