"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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