just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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