Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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