are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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