I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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