dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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