But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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