it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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