dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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