No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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