VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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