Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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