I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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