ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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