My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Can I color on your dick again?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
