I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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