There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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