I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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